Bad things about George Washington?

4 people are in a spaceship to the moon and one has to be kicked off because the spaceship's weight limit is being exceeded. I have to be Bill Clinton and argue why I should get to stay on. The other people in the spaceship are George Washington, Eric Cartman, and Steven Colbert. I need to know some bad things about GW and Colbert, so i can make it look like they don't deserve to stay on the ship.